KickTheAmazingJazzIsNotOnFire
I'm Jazz. I'm 100% nerdy-geek. And I'm subby #666 Please try to enjoy my weird.
I'm from the Bahamas by the way <3
Reblogged from mrtimh, Posted by heyfunniest.
heyfunniest:

I’ll do anything. ANYTHING.

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

(Source: selmezs)

  • REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
  • I was going to answer you but I got distracted by something and forgot
  • My inbox fucked up and ate the message
  • I have nothing else interesting to say
  • I suck at socialising and don't know how to reply
  • I get a lot of messages and it takes a while to get through them
  • NOT REASONS I DIDN'T REPLY TO YOU:
  • I hate you and never want to see you again

feat:

you know tumblr is slowly becoming a big part of your life when you have more mutuals on facebook with people from tumblr than with people from your school

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

youngmasterkuzu:

when someone does something better than you

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Reblogged from moistbottom, Posted by automatic-bazooti.