KickTheAmazingJazzIsNotOnFire
I'm Jazz. I'm 100% nerdy-geek. And I'm subby #666 Please try to enjoy my weird.
I'm from the Bahamas by the way <3

britishprostitute:

jerkidiot:

do british prostitutes charge by the pound

Yes.

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

Reblogged from pizza, Posted by bricesander.

relahvant:

when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends

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Reblogged from moistbottom, Posted by neptunain.
neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

hellanerd:

at school like

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

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(Source: surprisebitch)

japaneseanimes:

I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.

(Source: goblin-techies)

Reblogged from moistbottom, Posted by konishiroku.
railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day